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		<title>Cut him a check&#8230;.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 10:19:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Bear</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[To rid Congress from the likes of Murtha would be a giant step in the right direction.]]></description>
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		<title>Obama &#038; Ayers &#124; Ayers-Terroristic &#038; World Communism Agenda?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 05:12:04 +0000</pubDate>
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcPwxv8f5cM

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		<title>Quote of the Day… 7/24/08</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 12:32:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[“If men of wisdom and knowledge, of moderation and temperance, of patience, fortitude and perseverance, of sobriety and true republican simplicity of manners, of zeal for the honour of the Supreme Being and the welfare of the commonwealth; if men possessed of these other excellent qualities are chosen to fill the seats of government, we [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Judge-mentally Impaired Should Get Off Michael Savage’s Back By Selwyn Duke</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 12:30:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Bear</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Culture]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So, you folks who care for the truly mentally impaired should be upset, but not at Michael Savage.  He has been there; he has carried that cross.  Direct you ire at those afflicted with a “disorder” lamented since time immemorial.
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		<title>Pelosi&#8217;s Price</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 12:28:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Bear</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Energy Policy]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[High Oil Prices]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The real failure is Pelosi's refusal to address reality and lead. The nation knows that.
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		<title>Hey Hey, Ho Ho, the Housing Slush Fund Has Got to Go!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 12:26:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Bear</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Economy]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Housing Slush Fund]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The long-term goal for conservatives is to eliminate Fannie and Freddie entirely. There simply is no need for the government to pass a housing subsidy through semi-private, for-profit corporations that expose the taxpayers to $5 trillion in potential liabilities.

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		<title>DRUDGE CENSORS ADS ON REPORTS ABOUT OBAMA-COMMUNISM LINK</title>
		<link>http://www.theabsurdreport.com/2008/drudge-censors-ads-on-reports-about-obama-communism-link/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theabsurdreport.com/2008/drudge-censors-ads-on-reports-about-obama-communism-link/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 06:20:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Bear</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Election 08’]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[OBAMA-COMMUNISM LINK]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The ads drew readers to America's Survival reports on communist networks in Hawaii and Chicago that influenced Barack Obama. The lengthy reports, which have not been challenged for factual accuracy, are full of documented information, testimony and exhibits from Congressional hearings into Communist activities on American soil. ]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Mr Progressive&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.theabsurdreport.com/2008/mr-progressive/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 05:20:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Bear</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Election 08’]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
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		<title>Quote of the Day… 7/23/08</title>
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		<comments>http://www.theabsurdreport.com/2008/quote-of-the-day%e2%80%a6-72308/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 12:32:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Bear</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[“The current Democratic mantra on energy is: ‘We can’t drill our way out of this problem.’ Apparently their plan is to talk our way out of this problem. Democrats are also alleging that the oil companies are sitting on millions of acres of oil but are refusing to drill—presumably because oil company executives hate the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>D-Day (Drill): Sept. 30 Put Up or Shut Up</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 12:30:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Bear</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Energy Policy]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[D-Day: Sept 30]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[On Sept. 30, when the Interior Department's 2008 appropriations expire, the Democrats will have to reauthorize the congressional ban and explain to the voters why.

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