Archive for the 'Humor' Category

Obama and Oprah

Barack Obama, Michelle Obama and Oprah Winfrey were flying on Obama’s private plane. Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said, ‘You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.’ Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied, ‘I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window [...]

Real Estate Downfall

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNmcf4Y3lGM

General George Patton Has A Solution To The Iraq War

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INfZPrVFky4

Why I am votibg Democrat

I’m voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
I’m voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
I’m voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop [...]

Election Ice Fishing

Experience Counts.

Question from an Irish Brother

To all of our brethren in the States. A point to ponder despite your political affiliation:
We, in Ireland , can’t figure out why you people are even bothering to hold an election in the United States.
On one side, you had a pants wearing female lawyer, married to another lawyer who can’t seem to [...]

Photo Op

Little Mary Pat had a box of very small kittens that she was trying to give away, so she had them out on the street corner with a sign ‘FREE KITTENS’ next to them.
Suddenly a big line of big black cars came up with a policeman on a motorcycle in front.
The cars all [...]

Walking Eagle

Senator Barack Obama was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upstate New York . He spoke for almost an hour on His future plans for increasing every Native American’s present standard of living, should He one day become the President. He referred to his career as [...]

Absolutely Amazing Shadow Puppets

Absolutely Amazing Shadow Puppets

Penn & Teller: How To Do The Saw Trick

Penn & Teller