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	<description>&#34;The Absurd Report...chasing liberals like villagers after Frankenstein&#34;   ~Doug Giles</description>
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		<title>The R.O.P. Strikes Again</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 May 2007 01:38:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The &#34;Religion of Peace&#34; is once again in a cont...]]></description>
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		<title>Religion of Peace Update</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2007 13:39:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There is a severe disconnect in all the argumen...]]></description>
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		<title>Crazy A-rab Alert</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Aug 2006 12:33:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A terrorist plot to blow up planes in mid-flight from the UK to the US has been disrupted, Scotland Yard has said. 
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		<title>Stupid Girls</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Apr 2006 16:17:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Denise Richards has been through enough married...]]></description>
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		<title>The Screams Not Heard &#8216;Round the World</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Apr 2006 11:31:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I didn't see the press conference with Presiden...]]></description>
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		<title>Seducing Teenagers into Good Liberals</title>
		<link>http://www.theabsurdreport.com/2006/seducing-teenagers-into-good-liberals/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Apr 2006 11:23:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Little Fox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you are the parent of a teenaged girl, p...]]></description>
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		<title>The Hero and Zero of the Week</title>
		<link>http://www.theabsurdreport.com/2006/the-hero-and-zero-of-the-week/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Apr 2006 11:29:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Little Fox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The HERO of the week is America Supports Yo...]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s a Frickin FREE-FOR-ALL! by Megan Fox</title>
		<link>http://www.theabsurdreport.com/2006/its-a-frickin-free-for-all-by-megan-fox/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theabsurdreport.com/2006/its-a-frickin-free-for-all-by-megan-fox/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Apr 2006 11:25:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Little Fox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Okay! You've convinced me. All you massive grou...]]></description>
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		<title>Planned Parenthood&#8230;Express?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Mar 2006 12:31:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Little Fox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We don’t allow underaged children to drink alchohol. Why? Why do we say absolutely NO to alcohol, but YES to sex? Maybe we should just educate our children about how to drink responsibly? I mean, they’re going to do it anyway and if we are going to encourage one risky behavior, why discriminate against the rest? Why not show them how to shoot heroin with clean needles because they might decide to be users and won’t be prepared! It’s time to give equal treatment to equally terrifying behaviors.]]></description>
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		<title>Tired of being a Prissy Poodle?</title>
		<link>http://www.theabsurdreport.com/2006/tired-of-being-a-prissy-poodle/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theabsurdreport.com/2006/tired-of-being-a-prissy-poodle/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Mar 2006 02:03:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Little Fox</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[book review]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Readers will find encouragement in The Bulldog Attitude to overcome the proclivity to hang back out of the fight that is life and instead charge in head first. If you’re ready to get a Bulldog attitude in your life, then pick up Giles’ new book and, “take a good look over your right shoulder, then your left, and make that the last time you look back.” ]]></description>
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