“Murphy’s Law” by Jim Murphy

Greetings once again from the West Texas Branch Of Conspiratorial Right Wing Xenophobic Fear Mongering Spreaders Of Hate.

Although I used the term Xenophobic in the previous sentence, it is not that I feel that most Conservative Americans are Xenophobes, but yet this is a term applied to all Conservatives by the Progressives/Socialists/Democrats/Liberals. And once again I must tell everyone that I have never phobed one single Xeno.

I did find out a couple of things though, on which President Barack Hussein Obama and I have in common:

    1) Neither of us was invited to Chelsea Clinton’s wedding

    2) We both are followers of Marx.***

*** Barack has chosen to follow Karl while I have chosen the teachings of Harpo. (Although I did appreciate the musical talents of Chico).


Now here is a word that does not belong in the same sentence as the names of Charles Rangel and Maxine Waters. Yet it appears that both will be facing ethics charges due to their conduct while members of the United States House of Representatives.

Of course there have been reports of some of their antics which should be in violation of House Ethics Rules but also quite possibly violations of criminal statutes.

Now just stop and think for a moment if either Charles Rangel or Maxine Waters were a member of the Republican Party, I am sure that Attorney General Eric Holder would be pursuing criminal prosecution of these two mutts.

I have often heard people say that while they might not like the actions of a particular person, that you should RESPECT THE OFFICE AND POSITION held by that person. Now while that might look good in print, most of us find it somewhat difficult to separate the office from the person holding it.

I have a real problem respecting the office of U.S. Congressman or U.S. Senator or for that matter President of the United States when many of those positions are held by people who have no regard whatsoever for the people of the United States or anything else which does not promote their own personal advancement or economic position.

I am 73 years old and can remember every President from Franklin Delano Roosevelt to the present holder of the Presidency, Barack Hussein Obama. Some of them I have liked and some I have disliked. Even the ones whom I liked made decisions with which I disagreed and conversely some of the ones whom I did not like would occasionally do something or take a position with which I did agree.

All that went out the window with the election of Barack Hussein Obama. I have no respect for him as a person or as a President. And I certainly have no respect for most of the people whom he has appointed as either a Presidential Cabinet Secretary or a personal advisor or ANY of his so called Czars.

At the present time, this person who holds the office of President of the United States has either forced through legislation which in my opinion will either infringe on our individual rights or shred the United States Constitution.

His two appointments to the United States Supreme Court are in my opinion the worst since Ruth Bader Ginsberg. Thank God that neither Sotomayor or Kagen are replacing a Judge who had Constitutional views.

In thinking about the place that real ETHICS holds in the Obama administration, I must believe that either Obama himself and his followers have no real idea of the meaning of the word and then I begin to believe that anyone who has been in office and served in Washington, D.C. for much over two years has completely lost sight of the meaning or the application of the term ETHICS.

And in all fairness I must also say that these violations of ethical behavior are not limited to the Democrat/Progressive/Socialist members of Congress. There are a number of Republican and so called Conservative members who are pushing the envelope also.

November, 2010 will be a month in which we can begin to take back control of our country. I really feel that if we do not take back control of either the House or the Senate that America as we know it is in danger of collapse. It would be nice to take back control of BOTH Houses of Congress but I feel that we MUST take control of at least one.

And when I say WE, I mean Conservative Americans; Non-Socialist Americans; Americans who are more interested in what is right or wrong over what makes us feel good; Politically Honest Americans over Politically Correct Americans.

Also be aware of your candidates for office at your state and local levels. Socialists at that level are as dangerous to our way of life as anyone.



This past week I noticed a number of articles and letters to the editor in our local (Sub) Standard Times.

Here is an example of how the liberals/socialists/progressives think. In the very first line of one letter the writer expressed his/her displeasure with conservatives calling them “Right-Wing Zealots”. This writer said that these Right-Wing Zealots say that they support the Constitution while liberals are out to destroy those things and that the “Major threat to our Constitution and Bill of Rights comes from the people who call themselves conservatives”.

Then in the very next sentence he/she showed just exactly what a shallow grasp that he/she had regarding our Constitution. The writer said “The Second Amendment only guarantees the right to bear arms for a military purpose, not for personal use.”

Isn’t it too bad that the United States Supreme Court does not agree with him/her? One must really wonder if this “Boob” or “Boobette”, whichever fits, has ever taken the time to read the Second Amendment? It is quite apparent that the writer has the idea that the Bill of Rights must mean “COLLECTIVE RIGHTS” rather than “INDIVIDUAL RIGHTS”..

Once again, a liberal/progressive/socialist thinking person has completely missed the point of the Bill of Rights and has also obviously not been paying attention to recent Supreme Court Decisions regarding the Second Amendment.

Again I might point out that our RIGHTS are GIVEN TO US BY THE CREATOR. The United States Constitution guarantees that these rights SHALL BE PROTECTED FROM GOVERNMENT INTRUSION. Well that is until the Obama administration took power..

Of course this mutt/muttess went on to whine about TERRORISTS being held without trial or charges and of course equated enhanced interrogation with torture. Then of course the writer went on to address Prayer in School, I guess falling back on the erroneous view that the Constitution actually calls for a SEPARATION of Church and State and of course summed up the letter by saying that it is the Conservatives who are the main threat to our freedom, the Bill of Rights and the Constitution.

Since the Bill of Rights is A PART OF THE CONSTITUTION and NOT a SEPARATE document, one must think that this writer has the intellectual depth of a bag of Kitty Litter, and I am being generous.

The reason I used the him/her designation is that the first name of this mindless turd/turdess could be either male or female.


In another letter submitted to the crack editorial staff of the (Below) Standard Times another local Democrat/Socialist/Progressive/Liberal wrote a letter whining about the Republicans wanting to extend the Bush Tax Cuts. Apparently he is not aware that some Democrat Congressmen are also in favor of extending thd Bush Tax Cuts. He then began to go off into his annual income and how much more he paid in taxes during the Bush administration than he will be required to pay under the Obama reign. He published some figures and I actually do not see how he could be telling the truth about his tax burden. I know that perhaps some of you are wondering how I could possibly think that a Democrat/Liberal/Socialist/Progressive would not be telling the truth, let me drop a couple of names on you: Charles Rangel; Bill Clinton; Jesse Jackson; Maxine Waters; Ray Nagin; Alcee Hastings; Nancy Pelosi; John Edwards;….. that’s enough to make my point.

A couple of days back I got a letter in the mail letting me know how much my income would increase in the tax year 2010. Now neither my wife or I received an increase in our Social Security and neither did anyone else. My wife received no increase in her retirement. I received a huge increase in my primary retirement of $654. My federal income tax this year, 2010, will INCREASE over 2009 by $1,444. Now I don’t know what type of education that his liberal varmint has but I do know that in almost every school that I can think of and yes I am even including our magnificent Public (Government) Education System, that $1,444.00 IS GREATER than $654.00. So this is a fairly good indication that I shall pay more in taxes under the Obama administration than I did under the Bush administration.. I am looking at my figures as I am writing this letter and I know them to be correct.

I will not even go into how much more certain goods and services will be for every American once the Obama administration gets through taxing various businesses and power companies. And I can assure you that those business taxes will be passed on to all of us. Even the dim-witted Liberals/Democrats/Progressives/Socialists will have those costs passed on to them but they will more than likely be way too stupid to realize it until it is too late.


I have read several articles and editorial comments regarding Charles Rangel and Maxine Waters. My opinion on both of them is one which you can apply to most of the national elected officials. And it is a rather simple supposition:

These national elected officials believe that the RULES APPLY TO US BUT NOT TO THEM. In my opinion it is really obvious that not only Rangel and Waters but MOST if not ALL of these people are just arrogant enough to believe that they ARE ABOVE THE RULES and therefore ABOVE THE LAW. And it is fairly easy to see how these mutts have come to think in this manner.

They have seen their predecessors and others at their level get away with the same antics for years. When you see others doing the same acts and they do not receive admonishment or punishment for their deeds then it must be OK. So if that is the case then these people are not nearly as smart as we have been led to believe. But in the long run, who’s really at fault? And my answer is that the people who keep electing these sub-standard vermin to office.

NOW IS THE TIME TO PUT A STOP TO IT ALL. Change the look of both Houses of Congress and if the new ones are not an improvement, either recall, impeach, or vote them out. Keep in mind, a recall and impeachment are in our laws for a very good reason. Let’s start using them. It might not be easy but then again think how life under a permanent Obama administration will be.


Tony Knott, Tony Aguilar, Mary Vigil – NM; Ella Dunlop, Frank Connolly, Bill Wigginton, Kaleigh Paige Hudgens – TX; Sr. Delphine Grigas (94) – IL; Paul & Debby Gula, Mike Burkebak, Lanelle Kittlestad, Alan Miller, Joe P. Hunt – FL; Irma & L.T. Drennan – OK; Gladys Beasley, Barbara Urban – MD; Susan O’Brien, Kate Powell, SSgt. Tony Yaquinto, Annise Kennedy – CA; Dan Higdon, Meryl Coleman, Janet Smith – OR; John Bowcutt – WA; GySgt. Daniel West, Rudy Bates, MSgt. Randy Morrow, Cpl. Brandon Robinson, 2nd Lt. Michael Rice, GySgt. James Walker, 2nd Lt. George Zeigler, SSgt. Eric Harmon, SSgt. Matt Ross, Alex Boyd, Capt. Bjorn Thoreen – USMC; Jason Plilar, Kenneth Thomas – USCG; SSgt. Eric Grudziecke, A1C Elizabeth Barber & Cody Barber, Col. Phil Samples, TSgt. Aaron Brown – USAF; Capt. Brian Kriss – TxANG; Lt. William Jourdan, CDR Robert McLay, Ensign Tommy Brown, Lt. Michael Brown, Mike Mauldin – US NAVY; Levi English, Ethan English, Russell Brown – US NAVAL ACADEMY; SSgt. Mike Campagna – SPECIAL FORCES; SSgt. Michael Strawn, Sgt. Logan McKinzie, PFC Richard Lee Bishop, Capt. (Fr) Kevin Peek, Maj. Fred W. Tanner, LtCol. Robbie Bell, Joel Reynolds – US ARMY; John Mallory – DEA; Fr. Joseph M. Peek; Gary and Cinda Hogman; Ashtyn Wages and John Paul Tupaz and their families; All of our men and women serving in the United States Military.


“Someone once said that the headline Dog Bites Man is not news, but Man Bites Dog is. We are now starting to get Democrat Bites Democrat news.”… THOMAS SOWELL

“Part of the polarization that Barack Obama has caused among the American public has been due to the fact that some people do not look behind rhetoric and symbolism. Such people are prime candidates to become part of the Obama cult. Those who look only at the deeds tend to become critics. But those who closely follow both his words and his deeds are the most outraged of all, because of the gross contradictions between those words and those deeds.”… THOMAS SOWELL

“Regardless of what immigration policy anyone believes in, the government cannot carry out that police until after it has first gained control of the borders.”… THOMAS SOWELL

“The States can best govern our home concerns and the general (federal) our foreign ones. I wish, therefore…. never to see all offices transferred to Washington, where, further withdrawn from the eyes of the people, they may more secretly be bought and sold at market.”… THOMAS JEFFERSON, letter to Judge William Johnson, 1823

“Is life so dear or peace so sweet as to be purchased at the price of the chains of slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God. I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty or give me death.”… PATRICK HENRY


President Barack Hussein Obama; Nancy Pelosi; Harry Reid; Diane Feinstein; Barbara Boxer; Maxine Waters; Barny Frank; Eddie Bernice Jones; Chris Dodd; Arlen Specter; AG Eric Holder; Olympia Snowe (R); Henry Waxman; Vice President Joseph Biden; Sheila Jackson Lee; Jimmy Carter; George Soros; Keith Olberman (MSNBC); Rachel Maddow (MSNBC); Homeland Security Director Janet Napolitano; White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel; Ezekiel Emanuel; Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius; Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner; Mayor Gavin Newsome; Mayor Anthony Villaraigosa; Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger; Governor Bill Richardson; Chuck Schumer; Ray Nagin; Richard Durbin; John Kerry; Hillary Clinton; Bill Clinton; White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs; Patrick Leahy; Bobby Rush; Colin Powell (RINO); PRETEND REVERENDS Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson; Richard Lugar (R); Lindsey Graham (R); Jay Rockefeller; Max Baucus; Susan Estrich; AL GORE; Charles Rangel; John Conyers; Steny Hoyer; Al Franken; Susan Collins (R); Edward Markey; Dennis Kucinich; Alcee Hastings; Bart Stupak; David Axelrod; Hank Johnson; Cokie Roberts; Katy Couric; Markos Zuniga (Daily KOS); Whoopi Goldberg (The View); Joy Behar (The View); Bill Maher (HBO); Michelle Obama; NY Governor David Paterson; Michael Moore; Danny Glover; Sean Penn; Geraldo Rivera (FOX News); Juan Williams (NPR); Mara Liasson (NPR); Larry King (CNN); Ted Turner; Oprah Winfrey; John Edwards; Tom Hanks; Harry Belafonte; Willie Nelson; Charlie Crist; John McCain (R); ACLU; UNITED NATIONS; ACORN; CODE PINK; LULAC; LA RAZA; AARP; NY TIMES; LA TIMES; CHICAGO TRIBUNE; SEIU; SOUTHERN POVERTY LAW CENTER; MOVEON.ORG; AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL; CAIR; NOW; John Testor; Mayor Michael Bloomberg; Michael Blumenthal; Bill O’Reilly (FOX News); Newt Gingrich; Shepard Smith (FOX News)


Last Monday, I had a visit from a man with whom I had been corresponding via e-mail for several years. I had never met him in person and he lives in our neighboring state to the North, Oklahoma. We had a great visit and I got to thinking back and I believe that he is about the tenth person from out of town who has taken their time to contact me when they came through or to San Angelo. It is always nice to meet someone in person with whom you have corresponded over a period of time and once again I was very pleased and very honored to think that someone with this gentleman’s background would think enough of me to come for a visit.


Now here is a little item I heard on a radio news report last week. Outgoing New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson is considering giving a Full Governmental Pardon to William Bonny. Now for those of you who reside in the “People’s Republic of San Francisco”, William Bonny was also known as Billy the Kid.

The thought struck me that Billy the Kid had been dead for well over a hundred years so a pardon would be fairly useless at the present time. So I took the Rhett Butler view of the whole matter and I say, Frankly Bill, I don’t give a damn.


I was watching a program on the Animal Planet. The program was an episode of “Whale Wars”. The story behind this whole deal is that a group of environmentalist turds have received enough funding from various sources to purchase and outfit two pretty good size ships, one named “The Steve Irwin” and the other “The Bob Barker”. I think the funding for the second ship came from the former TV game host, who I always thought was a bit of a turd anyway.

These two ships are manned by some men and women who obviously have way too much time on their hands and access to way too much money and they have dedicated their lives and fortunes to saving whales in the Antarctic Ocean.

Now first of all let me say that I sort of like whales and think they are pretty neat creatures and do not particularly like to see them killed. BUT there are a certain number of licenses issued every year to the Japanese whaling industry and they are allowed to harvest that number of whales. They have several hunt ships and one factory ships where the whales are processed. I should also mention that every part of the whale is used in Japan.

Anyway these environmentalists harass the whaling ships and get close to them and fire projectiles onto the whaling ships which contain various chemicals which will create a horrible odor and if it touches the whale meat it ruins it.

On occasion these environmental boobs will BOARD the whaling ships and of course immediately demand their release and contact generally the Australian government and get them involved.

This season they also have added another very small and very fast boat, the Ady Gil which is privately owned and operated by some boob who sounded Australian or English. The Ady Gil is very fast but of course cannot carry a huge amount of fuel so on occasion they have to wait for fuel from one of the other ships.

All of these ships in addition to firing on the whaling ships and on occasion boarding them also drag a very large cable and on occasion can entangle the propeller of one of the whaling vessels and bring it to a stop and as I understand can disable the whaling ship. So in typical Liberal/Progressive/Socialist manner, it is OK for the environmentalists to damage the Japanese ships but an act against God if the Japanese vessels retaliate.

But this week the Japanese ship rammed the Ady Gil and eventually sunk it. This was several million dollars worth of equipment at the bottom of the Antarctic Ocean. And of course in typical liberal fashion the environmentalists were crying the blues and wanting criminal charges filed and demanding all kinds of action and were turned down by the Marine Authorities.

On a final note the head of this anti-whaling fleet is the FOUNDER of GreenPeace and was so radical they kicked him out. Kicked out of GreenPeace? What a mutt he must be. Anyway I’m sure that most of the liberals who watched that episode equated the sinking of the Ady Gil to the death of Old Yeller but I thought it was justice being served.


That’s about it for this week but I do wish we would all remember some special people in our prayers. Of course we always pray for our men and women serving in the U.S. Military. But I would like to include in our prayers the men and women who work for the federal law enforcement agencies. I know many of these folks and they are operating under some really restrictive rules of engagement. The ones I know want to do their jobs without fear of reprisal but that is not in the cards under this present administration. And for that matter it was pretty much the same under the Bush administration. Let’s get us a President and Cabinet who have the guts to enforce the laws and fight the battles like they should be fought. Enough placating countries who don’t give the first damn about us.

We already know that the City of New York has folded like a cheap tent on the Mosque business. It sure looks like the City of New York and our federal government are eating out of the same trough.

Let’s get some new hogs and a new trough.



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