More Lindsey Graham and the “Grand Bargain†and 1-800- RINO-RESCUE-LINE
The Bear on Mar 08 2010 at 8:39 am | Filed under: National Security, Politics
This from the Washington Post …
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Top Obama advisers have been negotiating with Sen. Lindsey O. Graham (R-S.C.) — a vocal critic of trying the Sept. 11 suspects in civilian court — in pursuit of a deal that would secure his help in closing Guantanamo. Graham has sought the creation a legal framework that would spell out how the government would detain and try future captives, but an administration official warned that a “grand bargain” is not likely in the immediate future. The official, also speaking on the condition of anonymity, said the talks with Graham have been mostly about “limited issues” involving the Mohammed trial and the future of Guantanamo.
Once again our RINO-in-Standing is about to snatch defeat from the Jaws of Victory.
Eric Holder and the Obami are pinned in with no place go to hold the military tribunals for alleged 9/11 plotters except for Gitmo. The American People DO NOT want these trials (NOT IN MY BACKYARD) on our soil and Gitmo is a first class facility designed and built for this express purpose. But there is always a fallback position for the Democrats and that is to call…
1-800- RINO-RESCUE-LINE
Eric: Hello Lindsey? Is that you ole buddy?
Lindsey: Sure is Eric… I man the RINO rescue line every morning and John takes the afternoons.
Eric: You know I got a problem with this trial thing and Gitmo. You know those F@#$king idiots in fly over America don’t want no trial in their backyard. So I have one “Grand Bargain†for you, help me close Gitmo and I agree to a military trial for my 9-11 friends.
Lindsey: Hold on Eric, I just wet my pants because I’m so excited.
Lindsey: You know me I am always willing to help and I am so bipartisan that I even had my toilet seat painted half red and half blue (the hole in middle is where he expels his brains).
I will talk to John this afternoon and I sure we can get together another Gang of … 10 or 12, together and we will start with the RINO twins from Maine and go from there. The only problem we got is those GOD DAMN conservatives who will raise hell.
Eric: Give John my best wishes because we need to keep him in the Senate.
Back to Gitmo
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