Who is the 800 lb. Jackass in the Room?
The Bear on Oct 15 2008 at 8:30 am | Filed under: Election 08’
What an amazingly fortuitous representation of the Democratic Party – the Jackass! Only a liberal politician could smile and say thank you when you compliment them on the appropriateness of their party symbol. (Isn’t it ironic, however, inasmuch as they accept the Jackass label, they will never, ever accept the label of ‘liberal’? ‘Progressive’, yes. ‘Moderate’, yes. But ‘liberal’, never.)
So while the rest of the world views the Jackass Party for what it truly represents, rumors are abuzz among the liberal elites at an Obama rally that an 800 lb. Jackass in their presence may very well have been exposed. While the adoring liberal journalists (redundant, yes) at the rally begin to panic, a young Fox News reporter sets out among the herd to listen to the braying minions. Walking into a room where the local party officials were holding a post-speech, closed-door rally, the Fox reporter confirms the whispers about the 800 lb. Jackass in the room, but is unable to pinpoint the identity. Meandering through herd, she saw nothing but the usual group of suspects, so she attempted to weave her way into the various pockets of conversation where the participants hemmed and hee-hawed.
Aside from the standard collection of local and state party officials, she finds the swooning members of the press and TV networks. What a relief for these ace reporters. Instead of attending a McCain rally and having to hunt for something incredibly wrong in what he says (or doesn’t say), they are simply able to be themselves and experience orgasmic delight in the presence of their idol. As she watches in total amazement as the journalistic imposters were fawning over the Messiah and his Disciples, she spots a counterpart from CNN and says, “And these are the people that you liberals place on journalistic pedestals while never missing a beat in poking fun at Fox News for being ‘fair and balanced’? Well here’s a surprise for you – I agree with them. Fox News should not be ‘fair and balanced’ – rather, they need to be ‘fair and honest’. There is nothing moral or patriotic to be gained by being balanced in a journalistic presentation between conservative and liberal views – at least in the United States of America. Saying that you need to have balance between conservative and liberal viewpoints is analogous to saying you need balance in the presentation of good versus evil. With the exception of Jackasses, any mildly reasonable person will tell you that there is no middle ground between good and evil – civilized human beings do not aspire to be evil or almost good – rather, they aspire to be good, no matter what their religious, moral, or political belief system. Taking a liberal position is an undermining posture in the context of religious, moral, and political beliefs – it debases character, integrity, reasoning, responsibility, and honor. Now when you consider that Obama is rated the most liberal Senator in the Senate, a reasonably educated and patriotic American would not find that an impressive credential. So is the ‘liberalness’ the 800 lb. Jackass in the room?” “No ma’am”, replied an NBC reporter.
The Fox News reporter is now under siege from a few of the purveyors of deceit from MSNBC, CNN, and ABC – “… how dare you insult our belief system and that of our Messiah. Who are you to question our character, integrity, reasoning, and honor?” The Fox News reporter smiles and thinks, “Wow, this is like shooting fish in a barrel!”. The Fox reporter responds by asking them to name a great American leader. Following simultaneous orgasms, the purveyors of deceit all shout “Bill Clinton”. The Fox reporter smiles again and says, “So much for character. Let’s try another question. Do you believe every American and illegal alien in this country has the right to own a house?” Quivering with excitement from further stimulation, the elitist journalists respond with “Well, duhhh!”. “Okay” says the Fox reporter, “so much for responsibility. Do you believe that the Messiah’s relationship with ACORN, their fraudulent registration of voters, and their heavy-handed pressure on banks to provide loans for unqualified candidates are reasons for Americans to be concerned?” With seemingly ‘duhhh’ looks in their faces, they respond in unison by saying that “You have to do what you have to do – you know, the end justifies the means!” Still wondering who this 800 lb. Jackass could be and knowing that it is certainly not being personified with character, responsibility, reasoning and integrity , “It must be the complicity of the mainstream media.” “No”, said the NY Times reporter, “that’s already been exposed – that’s why our subscription levels are declining and why Fox News is kicking the collective asses of its competitors every stinking evening”.
Checking her Blackberry, a newsflash reaches the Fox reporter saying that Obama has come out of the socialist closet. With members of the Jackass Party consistently and vehemently denying any socialist tendencies within their party or from their Messiah, the latest Obama gaffe leaves no doubt that he eschews capitalism in lieu of the most basic of socialist tenets – the redistribution of wealth. Speaking to an Ohio plumber who wanted to know why Obama was going to raise his taxes, the socialist candidate for President responded by saying “… when you spread the wealth around, it’s good for everybody”. Thinking that she had just pinned the proverbial tail on the Jackass, she was told by a CNN reporter that “… no you just have a very jaded view – he’s just doing what our European allies have done for so long – it really works.” Stunned by the ignorance, the young Fox reporter moved to a new conversation.
Slipping into a nearby conversation, she hears “Can you believe the audacity of Fox News – they stop at nothing, day after day, just to destroy the outstanding character of people like William Ayers, Jeremiah Wright, Frank Marshall Davis, Saul Alinsky, Tony Rezko – all for the sake of degrading the character of Barack – can you believe that?!” The Fox reporter ponders “Is it worth the energy to enlighten the deaf, dumb, and blind Obamaniacs? So we have Ayers, an unrepentant domestic terrorist who is now allowed to ‘teach’ in our universities; Wright, an unapologetic racist; Davis, his Communist Party mentor; Alinsky, his Marxist mentor who influenced his role as a community organizer (aka bagman); and Rezko, an Arab with all of the financial moxie and corruption of a Chicago Democratic politician. How many normal, responsible, respected, people of integrity have relationships with anyone like these vermin – let alone all of them?! Could it be that the Democratic Messiah has not been forthright in declaring his true intentions? The major media is so mesmerized by this pathetically left-winged candidate that they believe that William Ayers is just another guy in the neighborhood? A terrorist Mr. Rogers?! Give me a break. And so, Obama believes that his minions will bow in stupidity to his proclaimed innocence because he (Obama) was only eight when Ayers and his Weather Underground ilk were killing and bombing innocent Americans? That as a Columbia and Harvard graduate, he wasn’t aware of the heinous nature of Ayer’s crimes when he (Obama) became a young adult? Obama insults the intelligence of his very own worshippers and they haven’t a clue. Anyone with half a brain and a grain of decency and integrity would find a way to avoid Ayers, if not find a way to have him ‘disappear’. This can’t be the 800 lb. Jackass – these people believe these relationships are actually normal.”
Still thinking to herself and wondering what the revelation of the 800 lb. Jackass in the room could be, the young reporter is perplexed and saunters over to the bar to grab a drink. The bartender sees the distant look in her eyes and asks if there’s anything else that she needs. “No”, says the Fox reporter, “I’m just bummed that I have not been able to uncover the ‘secret’ 800 lb. Jackass in the room.” Smiling the bartender leans over the bar to her and whispers, “It’s not your problem, Miss. You already know the answer. It’s these Jackasses in the room – they don’t see it and everyone is just wondering what they’re going to do cover their posteriors when it’s too late!” Still puzzled, the reporter asked the bartender “What do I already know?” The bartender, looking to emphasize his point, speaks even more softly and tells her to lean forward. As he is about to whisper in her ear, he steps back and shouts at the top of his lungs, “He’s a Muslim!” Worried that everyone has heard the bartender, the reporter pushes away from the bar. The bartender calls her back and says, “Don’t worry – they don’t hear because they don’t have a clue – they’re in complete denial!”
I guess this was somewhat of a circuitous route to get to the point of the story, but it is the one aspect of the candidacy of the “Christian”-with-3-muslim-names who is running for President of this once greatest nation on earth that no one is willing to discuss. It is certainly appropriate that the man who wrote the book about “Audacity” has the brass balls to run for President of the United States of America with an Arabic name and heritage at a time when the entire world is being threatened by the terrorist fringe of his cave-dwelling “religion”. And just because these cave dwellers call themselves a religion, who cares? The fact that they place their Sharia “law” above that of our constitution and that there are millions upon millions of them in the world who seek to do nothing but wipe out Christians, Jews, and the entirety of western civilization – this is more than sufficient reason to say enough is enough. Have we lost every ounce of common sense that was taught to us? Our parents and veterans would be rolling over in their graves knowing that we were doing the equivalent of allowing someone with a name similar to Hitler, Mussolini, or Hirohito to run for President during WWII. Only a party so consumed with a quest for power could be so blind to the consequences of a Jackassinine political ploy.
But he says he’s not a Muslim – that he’s a Christian. Too bad – we are at war and this is not the time to split hairs investigating someone that has proven questionability in his personal associations, beliefs, and motivations – more importantly, this country has thousands of qualified people to run for this most powerful office in the world. For God’s sake, there is no reason in the civilized world to take that type of risk. Any man that says “I will stand with the Muslims should the political winds shift in an ugly direction” (from his book, “Audacity of Hope”) has clearly shown his hand already – he is not a political opponent – he is the enemy that is working to destroy this country from within.
And one final bad joke from the Jackass Party candidate – he claims to be the great “Uniter”. Do not place bets nor hold your breath on that coming true. If we make the horrendous mistake of allowing this socialist/communist Muslim to join forces with the likes of the two profoundly incompetent “leaders” in Congress that garnered the lowest congressional rating ever in American history, what will likely follow in this country, I fear, will tear this country apart. God help us.
By Rick who is On the Right Side of the Issues
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