The Absurd Report

The natives in the Republican Party are restless and in Democratic Party, civil war is about to break out.

If I am reading my tea leaves right, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama could go to the Democratic Convention in a virtual tie. Most likely BHO will have a slight edge in the popular vote and delegates but I am going to go against here what the conventional wisdom is telling us.

There is little doubt in anyone mind that the establishment of the Democratic Party would like to rid themselves of the Clintons, but question remains, in this election cycle can they?

Now this is where I differ with the conventional wisdom, the Clintons have had a stranglehold on the Democratic Party for the past decade or more and have literally ruled by decree. Everywhere you look in the Democratic Party there are former Clintonistas who are beholding to Don Clintonione for there position of power.

The Clinton dynasty may be coming to an end but before O’bami seizes the throne America will be witness to one of the nastiest ‘blood letting battles’ ever seen in this country’s political history. After all this is what Hillary’s life long dream is and BJ believes The White House is his house, the Clintons are not going to go away that easily.

Stashed away in Don Clintonione’s massage parlor (aka the Clinton Library in Arkansas) is thousands of missing FBI files on political operatives of both parties. The dirt in these files will cause many Democratic operatives endless nightmares. These files could include information that could wreck many political careers, remember this is Washington where illegal campaign funds are common, sex is abundant and I think you get the idea.

If the race remains as close as it seems it will be, the final decision will be made by the 800 or so ‘Super Delegates.’ Now just who are these ‘Super Delegates’, they are the Democratic establishment big wigs and power brokers including members of Congress and I would venture to say most of them are in the missing FBI files.

So when Don Clintonione calls them one by one and says, ‘Hillary needs your vote” and to help you along I want to remind of that time when…….they will fold like a house of cards.

This is what I call my “broken kneecap theory.” Undoubtedly, this is the last resort before challenges against delegates seated and lawsuits but this is why I still believe it will be Hillary as the nominee and Obama will just have to wait his turn.

Look for a deal to be cut before convention time because the Democrats do not want a replay of the 1968 convention riots. But I can assure you that the indentured servants in the Democratic Party are going to squeal like…..Donkeys.

Seeking Superdelegates

As the Democratic Party’s superdelegates decide whether to support Clinton or Obama, will they take into account the $890,000 they’ve received from the candidates?

At this summer’s Democratic National Convention, nearly 800 members of Congress, state governors and Democratic Party leaders could be the tiebreakers in the intense contest between Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama. If neither candidate can earn the support of at least 2,025 delegates in the primary voting process, the decision of who will represent the Democrats in November’s presidential election will fall not to the will of the people but to these “superdelegates”—the candidates’ friends, colleagues and even financial beneficiaries. Both contenders will be calling in favors.

And while it would be unseemly for the candidates to hand out thousands of dollars to primary voters, or to the delegates pledged to represent the will of those voters, elected officials who are superdelegates have received at least $890,000 from Obama and Clinton in the form of campaign contributions over the last three years, according to the nonpartisan Center for Responsive Politics.

Obama, who narrowly leads in the count of pledged, “non-super” delegates, has doled out more than $694,000 to superdelegates from his political action committee, Hope Fund, or campaign committee since 2005. …

Clinton does not appear to have been as openhanded. Her PAC, HILLPAC, and campaign committee appear to have distributed $195,500 to superdelegates. …