The Absurd Report

To all of our brethren in the States. A point to ponder despite your political affiliation:

We, in Ireland , can’t figure out why you people are even bothering to hold an election in the United States.

On one side, you had a pants wearing female lawyer, married to another lawyer who can’t seem to keep his pants on, who just lost a long and heated primary against a lawyer, who goes to the wrong church, who is married to yet another lawyer, who doesn’t even like the country her husband wants to run!

Now…On the other side, you have a nice old war hero whose name starts with the appropriate “Mc” terminology, married to a good looking younger woman who owns a beer distributorship!

What in God’s name are ya lads thinking over in the colonies!!!!!

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