The Absurd Report

Greetings from the West Texas Regional Chapter of Vast Right Wing Conspiratorial Gun Clinging Sons of Jingoism.

Let me begin by voicing my opinion of the media coverage of the election up to this point. ENOUGH! If I hear the terms “Battleground State” or “Swing State” another time, I fear for anyone within my reach (family and friends excluded). These are a couple of terms which have been completely over used by the media mutts. Doesn’t it make sense that ALL STATES are in fact “Battleground States”? If so, then doesn’t it also make sense that if all the votes have been cast; and most of the results from the majority of the states are known; and neither candidate has a clear victory at hand; and neither has enough electoral votes to claim victory; wouldn’t it be possible for several or perhaps all of the remaining states to be “Swing States”? Now for those of you residing in the “People’s Republic of San Francisco” the remaining states would be able to “Swing” the election toward one particular candidate. Ah, but not so. Our idiot mainstream media, no, let me rephrase that, ALL OF OUR MEDIA have already decided which states are “Swing States” just as they have decided which states are “Battleground States.” Just as they have decided who should be our next President.

So if the thought of the news media, and particularly the far left socialist leaning mainstream media, choosing our next President doesn’t bother you then read no further. The brutal truth is that NBC, CBS, ABC, CNN, MSNBC, The New York Times, The Los Angeles Times, Time Magazine and several more, are all in the tank for Barack Hussein Obama and have all attempted to do a real hatchet job on Sarah Palin. Have they succeeded? We will find out next Tuesday.

I believe it was yesterday when I had my TV on FOX News and it was in the time slot in the afternoon when Shepard Smith was hosting the program. He had a telephone interview with Joe Wurzelbacher (to clarify this for the Freedom Loving Residents of the Socialist Workers State of Massachusetts, this would be Joe the Plumber”). Let me say at this point that I know several good people who live in the State of Massachusetts, however the majority of the voters in that state have chosen “Fat Teddy”, John Kerry, and Barney Frank as elected officials so the sanity of the majority of the Massachusetts voters is definitely in question.

Anyway the program showed a short film clip in which Joe the Plumber was speaking with a Jewish voter who stated that he thought that the election of Obama would mean the death of Israel. To this, Joe was in agreement. But Shepard Smith took issue with this and began to question Joe upon what information he was basing his opinion. Joe told him that he thought that Obama, by making the statement that he would meet WITHOUT PRE-CONDITIONS, with Iranian President Ahmadinejad told him what he needed to know. Of course “Shep” couldn’t let this go and kept questioning Joe about his experience and knowledge of foreign policy affairs and basically making a pathetic attempt at belittling Joe. Joe in good fashion told “Shep” that he certainly was not a policy expert and probably knew enough about it to be dangerous. But he said that this was the way he felt and he agreed with the Jewish man who originally made the statement. Well, at this point let me make this perfectly clear, I also believe that a President Obama, with the full support of Louis Farrakhan I might add, would not be as friendly to Israel as would be necessary. Once again, this week, Shepard Smith’s true colors came to light and they were those of a typical arrogant media mutt. Hey Shep! I agree with the voter and Joe.

I have a plan. Glenn Beck has already made the move from CNN to FOX News. My offer is simple; CNN gives FOX News Lou Dobbs and in return FOX News will give CNN Shepard Smith, Mort Kondracke, Geraldine Ferraro and another mutt to be named in the future. Is that a deal or what?

Regarding a Barack Hussein Obama link to Socialism. Here are a few facts which I picked up regarding Socialism as preached by Marx and Engals. (For those of you laboring in the Workers Re-Training Gulag of Austin that would be Karl and not Graucho, Chico, Harpo, or Zeppo) The founder of Modern Socialism demanded a few things:

Heavy Income Tax (sound familiar?)
Abolishment of Inheritance Rights (sound familiar?)
Government control of Transportation and Communications (Fairness Doctrine?)
Free Education for ALL people (If you still believe that education is free, check your tax bill)

The Socialist Party Platforms include:

The socialization and Democratic control of NATURAL RESOURCES, BANKING & CREDIT.*
*Does this ring a bell? If not then you have been in a coma for the past couple of years.
Higher Wages AND SHORTER HOURS**

**Check the hours of the average French worker and see what they are now demanding.
The Complete BREAKDOWN of the Capitalist System***
***See any parallels here?

The definition of SOCIALISM in my Webster’s Dictionary is: A theory by which the means of production and distribution are owned by society rather than individuals.

It should be somewhat apparent that Barack Hussein Obama’s ideas for the re-distribution of income (you notice I said income, not wealth) and his universal health care ideas seem to indicate that private ownership of ANYTHING is not in his plans. At least for us. It seems as if his criteria for determining wealth is somewhat flexible also. He started out with $250,000 being the low end. Then later on he made the statement that $200,000 would be his minimum for an individual and a couple of days back his trained monkey, Joe Obiden, threw out the figure of $150,000. It seems to me as if the Democrats/Socialists have a bit of a problem with their math.

At first, Barack Hussein Obama stated that 95% of all Americans would receive a tax break. Then later on it was 95% of Working Americans would receive a tax break and the last figure I heard was 95% of American Families would receive his tax break. Could it be that the world’s most articulate and intelligent human has a deficiency in mathematics. I am pretty sure that his not so well trained monkey, Obiden, is a bit deficient in this area.

But for a moment back to the media mutts. They are giving Barack Hussein Obama a complete pass on his associations with Louis Farrakhan; Reverend Jeremiah Wright; Tony Rezko; William Ayers; Bernadine Dohrn; ACORN and now the latest is the L.A. Times’ refusal to release a film clip they have which shows the worlds smartest and most articulate human at some type of going away bash for some Muslim supporter of Yasser Arafat, I’m sorry but I don’t recall this mutt’s name.

I saw one of the Democrat/Socialist hacks a couple of days back saying that no one had actually associated Barack Hussein Obama with the ACORN group. Where has this idiot hack been. There has been so much evidence of Obama’s ACORN connections that it is absolutely ridiculous for someone to claim that there is not the slightest connection between Obama and ACORN. Here is a small example of the fine work done by ACORN:

According to the National Review, Marion County, Indiana’s (Indianapolis) registration now stands at 105% of the voting-age population. But of course I am sure that the two mathematical wizards, Obama and Obiden would have a perfectly logical answer to this mathematical oddity.

I watched yesterday a film clip of Geraldo Rivera telling Sean Hannity that he and Yasser Arafat were friends, and did Hannity think that this made Geraldo a terrorist? When pinned down, however, Geraldo changed it to say that Arafat was “friendly” toward him. Looks like ol’ Geraldo was about to tell a small lie of his own. Hey! Does this make him eligible to serve in an Obama administration. Seems like lying is one of the things the Democrats/Socialists do best.

Last week, my wife and I attended a Republican luncheon and the speaker was out State Representative who is a conservative Republican. He quoted a few figures which is math that I can understand. A few years back, the Republicans became a majority in the Texas State House of Representatives and Senate. When they took over there was a $10 billion dollar deficit. Now we have a surplus of $8 billion dollars; There are presently more Fortune 500 companies based in Texas than any other state; Workers Comp has been reformed in the State of Texas; Our State Government has reformed the law suit system; Huge increase in the number of Doctors applying to be licensed in the State of Texas; There are presently 1,142 NEW Republican elected officials in the state; 650,000 new jobs. He brought out the fact that the State of California presently has a $15 billion dollar deficit. He also gave us this figure regarding the Ohio primary elections:

39% of the ballots cast in the Ohio primary were FRAUDULENT.

You see, ACORN is on the job.

Folks, the time is rapidly approaching. If you have not yet voted, please get everyone you know to go vote for John McCain/Sarah Palin. What Obama has in store for us is not in our best interests and I have no desire to live under a Socialist rule. In spite of what Obiden says, I can see a real parallel in Barack Hussein Obama and the Socialist doctrine of Karl Marx. This is the most important Presidential election in my lifetime and yours too, I’ll bet.

MUTTS:

Barack Hussein Obama; Michelle Obama; Nancy Pelosi; Chuck Schumer; Harry Reid; Barbara Boxer; Diane Feinstein; Charles Rangel; John Kerry; Barney Frank; Maxine Waters; Sheila Jackson Lee; Mayor Gavin Newsome; Jesse Jackson; Al Sharpton; Michael Moore; George Soros; Bill Clinton; Hillary Clinton; Jack Murtha; COLIN POWELL; Keith Olberman; Chris Matthews; Medea Benjamin; Cindy Sheehan; Claire McCaskill; Henry Waxman; Madonna; Lindsey Graham; Joseph Biden; Chuck Hagel; Dick Durbin; Patrick Leahy; Christopher Dodd; Barney Frank; Alan Colmes; Shepard Smith; ALL OF THE CEO’s OF THE BANKRUPT LENDING INSTITUTIONS; PETA; ACLU; LULAC; La Raza; Code Pink; MoveOn.org; ACORN; The Los Angeles Times; The New York Times; General Wesley Clark; Whoopi Goldberg; Joy Behar; Oprah Winfrey; Mort Kondracke; Geraldo Rivera

PRAYER LIST:

Tony Knott, Ann Fraley, James & Pat Murphy-Hobbs,NM; Ella Dunlop-San Antonio,TX; Susan O’Brien-Vacaville,CA; Arthur Baebel-Houston,TX; Irma and L.T. Drennan-Ada,OK; Rudy Bates; M.Sgt. Randy Morrow, GySgt. James Walker,Cpl. Michael Rice,Lt.Col. James Moore,Brandon Robinson,Sgt. Eric Harmon-USMC; Jason Plilar, Kenneth Thomas-US Coast Guard; Elizabeth Chaffon, Clair Vest, SSgt. Aaron Brown-USAF; LCDR Robert McLay-USN; Midshipman Levi English-US Naval Academy; SSgt. Michael Strawn; Sgt. Logan McKinzie, PFC Richard Lee Bishop, Capt (Fr) Kevin Peek-USA; Fr.Joseph M. Peak; John Mallory-DEA

QUOTES:

“We can’t expect the American people to jump from Capitalism to Communism, but we can assist their elected leaders in giving them small doses of Socialism, until they awaken one day to find that they have Communism.”… NIKITA KHRUSHCHEV

“The people who cast the votes don’t decide an election, the people who count the votes do.”… JOSEPH STALIN

“Liberalism is a pessimistic faith because it never sees the potential in Man, just his flaws. Rather than focus on ways to free people so that they can elevate themselves, liberalism instead concentrates on ways to subsidize people in their current misery. Liberalism is embarrassed by success and prosperity because independent and free people do not need liberals – - and above all, liberals need to be needed.”… CAL THOMAS

“If you have been voting for politicians who promise to give you goodies at someone else’s expense, then you have no right to complain when they take your money and give it to someone else, including themselves.”… THOMAS SOWELL

Please let us not forget to remember all of our military men and women, particularly those serving in combat zones. Let us remember to remind others that our military will be among the first casualties in an Obama administration. We have all seen the e-mail regarding Obama’s not wanting any uniformed police officers near him during photo ops. So why should we believe that he is going to have any regard at all for any man or woman who is in either the military or public safety? Looks like he puts these people in with the plumbers. So be it. I had rather be associated with a hard working plumber than I had with political mutts.

And remember, the Democrats/Socialists use the scare tactic of trying to get us to imagine what it would be like to have a President Sarah Palin should anything happen to John McCain. OK, I have this reply, just imagine what it would be like to have a President Joseph Biden, or for that matter a Vice President Joe Biden, or a Joe Biden in any position of authority at any time.

So with that thought in mind, let us remember the people of the State of Delaware in our prayers. They have had to live with this bozo for quite a few years. Then again, they keep re-electing him so keeping them in your prayers is optional.

I am pretty sure I saw a few stray Xenos this morning. So I am going to get my Phobing clothes on and see if I can’t locate the odd one or so.

Later

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