The Absurd Report

Wednesday - March26, 2008

Hello from the West Texas Headquarters For Non-Globalistic, Conspiratorial Jingoistic Association Of Personal Destructive Politics. There, that should just about cover about half of the names which are cast our way by liberals/socialists.

What a week! There was so much going on with so many stupid statements and positions taken by elected officials and their supporters that it is pretty hard to find where to start. But I think I will begin with things associated with Barack Hussein Obama.

First of all in Barack’s speech the subject of which was him trying to drag his “White Grandmother”, his words not mine, from beneath the bus where she had been deposited by none other than Obama himself. His little speech was an attempt at distancing himself from his racist pastor, the Reverend Jeremiah Wright Jr. One of the last things he said regarding his grandmother was that he was not trying to indicated that she was prejudiced or a racist but that she “Reacted like a typical white person.” Again, his words not mine. But the man, who some try to tell us is the most intelligent biped on the planet, the man who wants to be elected to the highest position in our country, the man who wants to shape our foreign policy and be the Commander in Chief of our military, showed once again that he is just a typical political hack who will say anything to further his own political ambition. But the problem is, he could not do this without, how shall I put it, oh yes, screwing up.

Barack Hussein Obama had been put on the spot by the previously mentioned idiot minister, the Reverend Jeremiah Wright Jr., in one of his sermons in which he spoke somewhat intemperately about Caucasians and our country. To refresh everyone’s memory in one of the reverend’s sermons he screamed out “God Damn America.” He further went on to accuse our government of being complaisant in the attack on the twin towers on September 11, 2001 and accused white America of “Inventing” the AIDS virus. All this among many other racially biased statements. So instead of dumping this clown, Senator Obama tried to cover for him as did many of the liberals/socialists in this country by passing off the reverend’s hate America speech as being “TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT”.
Now for those of you living in the People’s Republic of San Francisco, let me give you an example of something taken out of context:

Were I to say, “Reverend Wright. I have upped my contribution to the Veteran’s Of Foreign Wars, why don’t you UP YOURS?” Now if some media reported that “Murphy insults Reverend Wright, tells him UP YOURS.” Then that statement would be taken out of context. So just so there is no confusion, let me take this opportunity to tell the Reverend Jeremiah Wright Jr. that, “I think you are a bigoted idiot, UP YOURS.” Now take that out of context. You can’t. It means what it says. So did your statement, “God Damn America”.

OK. With that being said and Obama messing up by the numbers, all Hillary Clinton had to do was SHUT UP. Did she? Not hardly. Hillary felt duty bound to tell some wild tale about a trip to Bosnia which she took in 1998 and a harrowing experience of having to duck and hold her head down as they got of the plane. This was due to snipers in the area. Now if you listen to her make this statement, you get the idea of camouflaged snipers taking aim at Hillary and squeezing off rounds at her and her entourage. BUT when you see the actual film footage of Hillary AND Chelsea getting off the plane in Bosnia, they were smiling and being greeted by dignitaries and military officers AND NOT ONE HEAD WAS DUCKED nor were Hillary and Chelsea running or even in a big hurry. So dare I say it? Hillary lied. BUT to hear the political hacks, Hillary “Mis-spoke”. Mis-spoke? What a laugh. She lied, pure and simple.

So I guess when either Barack Hussein Obama or Hillary Rodham Clinton say something incredibly stupid or something which is simply not true, then we must just write it off to either being “Taken Out Of Context” or “Mis-spoke”. That’s what they would like us to do but I think I’ll pass on that.

Now let me get away from those two mutts, who liberals/socialists will try to say are possibly the two smartest people in our country, and move on to someone who is not portrayed that way and it’s a good thing they didn’t try. I am of course speaking of Detroit’s Mayor, Kwame Kilpatrick, who this week was indicted for perjury. Now I do not know the full facts of the indictment of His Honor Kilpatrick, but to say that he showed an amazing lack of judgement and common sense is a mild understatement. Evidently, Kwame was having an affair with a woman who worked for him. And in the process, they swapped love notes, via e-mail, graphically describing some of their sex acts. Evidently there were hundreds of these e-mails between the two. I guess that Kwame didn’t realized that all of those e-mails were retrievable and did not just disappear into thin air just because he hit the delete button. Anyway those e-mails and other testimony showed that Kwame and the lady both lied under oath at a civil trial against the City of Detroit and as a result they were indicted for perjury. Remind you of anyone else? But I’m sure that the e-mails were either taken out of context or Kwame mis-spoke in a few hundred of them.

This brings me to the serious subject of “Passportgate” which is the name given into the serious business of some people working in one of the government offices having to do with passports, checking into the travel information on Barack Hussein Obama. This ultra-serious matter was blown completely out of proportion by the mainstream media hacks and some people were fired and others disciplined for looking into these files. Then it was discovered that the travel records of Hillary Clinton were also scoped out by these employees. Looked like a definite plot hatched by the “Vast Right Wing Conspiracy” all right. Then it was discovered that the travel records of John McCain were also viewed by employees. Then I guess that it dawned upon these idiots that just maybe it was curious employees rather than some conspiracy. What a bunch of bozos.

When I think of computers and the ability to retrieve information I am reminded of an incident which occurred in Hobbs, New Mexico a number of years back. This happened just after the city had installed computers at city hall and the police department. Of course there was no such thing as the Internet or E-Mail at that time and the computers were used simply to retrieve information and type reports. I was a Lieutenant in the Criminal Investigation Division and on Monday afternoon when I showed up for work, our Captain was in a rage and bouncing off walls. He called me in and asked me who had worked the night shift on Sunday night. I told him and then he said, would you care to guess how many inquiries were made off one of our computers on Sunday night? I said that I had no idea since neither he nor I even knew how to turn the damn thing on. He told me that something like 784 inquiries were made on one of our computers and that EACH of them used a different password. And that one of the files they had broken into was the private pass worded file of the City Manager. Well I knew that the 2 Detectives who worked that shift were both way better on the computer than were most of the Detectives in the division. So I made an inquiry of them and they said that they started inserting passwords and since the movie “Top Gun” was popular then they entered the password “Top Gun” pretty early in the game and that got them into the City Manager’s private files. The Captain was not happy but I thought that it was pretty creative and in reality was plenty funny. One of those computer geniuses is on our regular mailing list. He is a good friend and before anyone else tells this story let me get it out. There was a “Reset” button on our first computers. At the Hobbs PD it was known as the “Murphy Button” because I could lock down a computer in a nanosecond and the only way to get going again was to hit the reset (Murphy) button.

Anyway, I must have known more about computers than did Kwame and his main squeeze.

What is it with the pastors of the Trinity United Church of Christ? One Reverend Otis Moss III in one of his recent sermons charged that Reverend Jeremiah Wright Jr. is “Facing the same challenges Jesus did.” He further stated that one should not start his ministry with a lynching or end it with a lynching. Just for a moment let me address his comparison. Jesus did not run from his attackers and was crucified. I can think of no more horrible death than that. The Reverend Wright, on the other hand, is facing his tormentors by canceling his speaking engagements. He cancelled all of his speaking engagements in Florida and I heard on Paul Harvey this morning that he had additionally cancelled his speaking engagements in Texas. And I don’t believe that the Reverend Jeremiah Wright Jr. is facing a death sentence. Then again, maybe the Reverend Otis Moss III either “Mis-spoke” or perhaps I am just taking his statements “Out of context”.

Recently I was watching TV and a commercial came on advertising one of the national alarm companies. The commercial shows a man and his wife in bed on according to the commercial, the first night in their new home. The wife says something about hearing a noise and when the man goes to check and he is at the top of the stairs an intruder kicks in the front door and of course the alarm sounds and the intruder runs off. Now I realize that this is meant to show that the alarm sounded and saved these people from harm but after thinking about it for a while I just wondered, why would anyone go check on a strange noise in their home UNARMED? And of course the whole idea of someone taking action to save his/her life and/or property is completely foreign to many people. Now if something like this were to occur in most homes of people who I know, particularly in Texas, 911 would be called after the noise was checked out by a homeowner armed with a handgun or shotgun. Naturally companies don’t want to give any citizen the idea that he/she should do anything to protect themselves. Depend on the government and our company. A sad commentary on our times.

I recently listened to an audio of one of the ministers at the Trinity United Church of Christ (Obama’s church of choice) where the minister referred to NPR as “National Republican Radio”. Now I don’t quite know how to break this news but wouldn’t “National Republican Radio” actually be NRR? Anyway, just for the reverend’s information (and also for those residing in the People’s Republic of San Francisco), National Public Radio would burst into flames should any type of conservative or Republican thought ever be made public over that ultra-liberal airway. Where do these people get their information?

When I get to thinking about it, the Trinity United Church of Christ brings back the memory of an old Sunday night comedy show, the Flip Wilson Show. Flip Wilson did some pretty funny stuff and in one particular skit he played the role of “Reverend Leroy” who was pastor of “The Church Of What’s Happenin’ Now.” And it was located right behind Mom’s Bar-B-Que. I’m sure his humor today would not be appreciated by any liberal/socialist and he would be labeled a racist by many of today’s victim minded public. But I thought he was funny.

I heard one sound bite earlier this week when one of the Democratic hacks was saying that conservative talk radio was a “Roadblock To History”. Now this struck me as a bit funny. So I looked up the word “History” just to be sure I was correct. And of course, I was and according to Webster, History is defined as: 1) an account of what has happened 2) all recorded past events 3) the branch of knowledge which deals systematically with the past 4) a known or recorded past

Now since history is about something which has ALREADY HAPPENED, how can conservative talk radio or any group or individual be a Roadblock To History? Our liberal public education has tried to reinvent historical facts; color historical facts; change historical facts or flat out lie about historical facts but I have a bit of a problem with any conservative group possessing the power to be a “Roadblock” to something which has already happened.

Incidentally since we are in an educational mode, let me take this opportunity to clarify to the residents of “The Freedom Loving Worker’s Republic of San Francisco” that a PANDERER is NOT a black and white bear who lives in China and exists on a diet of tender bamboo shoots. I say this as I saw one reverend from a church in Harlem refer to the darling of the liberal media, Barack Hussein Obama, as a PANDERER. Only I believe the term he used is the more common street term.

Now just so no one will think I am strictly monitoring the activities of Obama and Hillary, I watched a speech earlier today by John McCain. The earlier parts of his speech were pretty good and if he had just have ended it a little sooner he would have been on solid ground. But he saw fit to bring up how he would close the prison at Guantanamo and not being satisfied with that he spoke way too many words about “Guest Worker Programs” and eventually hinted about the road to citizenship. John McCain sort of reminds me of a man who ran for Governor of Texas against Ann Richards. This man’s name was Clayton Williams. He was doing great and looked like he was going to walk away with the Texas Governor’s job, BUT on one occasion when speaking to a largely female audience he was asked something about the rape laws in the State of Texas and his reply was something to the effect of if the woman saw that it was inevitable the she should just lay back and enjoy it. His approval ratings went down faster than our present Congress. Ann Richards beat him like a rented mule. Now I have seen Mr. Williams speak prior to that occasion and he was a very personable man and in all probability would have been a fine Governor but he just had to keep talking. And I feel the same way about John McCain. If he would just shut up, Obama and Hillary will completely ruin themselves and hand him the Presidency. But I’m afraid he won’t.

So we better get ready in November to not necessarily vote FOR a candidate whom we like but AGAINST a candidate who I believe will ruin our country. And that could be either one of the Democratic/Socialist candidates.

Thank you to every single one of you who have served or who have had a family member who has served or is serving in our U.S. Military.

Special prayers for Tony Knott - Hobbs, New Mexico; Sgt. Jeffery Knott - USMC; GySgt Randy Morrow - USMC; Sgt. Eric Harmon - USMC; GySgt James Walker - USMC, Iraq; Jason Plilar - U.S. Coast Guard, Iraq; Midshipman Levi English - U.S. Naval Academy; LSDR Robert McLay, Iraq; SSgt. Aaron Brown - USAF, Iraq; and for all of our veterans and all military families.

QUOTES:

“If the freedom of speech is taken away then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter” …GEORGE WASHINGTON

“All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain silent.”…THOMAS JEFFERSON

“America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves.”…ABRAHAM LINCOLN

One piece of good news I did hear today came out of the U.S. Supreme Court regarding the appeal of convicted Texas murderer Jose Medellin whose appeal was on the grounds that the State of Texas had violated his rights under the Vienna Convention by not advising him of the right to speak to the Mexican Consul, since Medellin was a Mexican citizen. Medellin was demanding a new trial. Unfortunately the Bush Administration actually filed briefs in support of Medellin. HOWEVER, the U.S. Supreme Court ruled in favor of the State of Texas by a 6-3 vote that the State of Texas did not have to grant a new trial to this murderin’ mutt.

Speaking of MUTTS, here are our contenders for MUTT OF THE MONTH:

“Fat Teddy”; Barack Hussein Obama; Michelle Obama; Hillary Clinton; Bill Clinton; Nancy Pelosi; Harry Reid; Reverend Jeremiah Wright III; Reverend Al Sharpton; Reverend Jesse Jackson; Chris Matthews; ACLU; Code Pink; Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa; Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick

That is about all I care to address this week but never fear as long as these liberal/socialist mutts are out there they will always do something which will bear looking into.

Later