The Absurd Report

SideBear: I thought I would muzzle my mouth for today and turn over this column to selected readers comments while I look for some lipstick for my pit-bull.

But before I put my muzzle on… The Best One Liner of the day I heard (Think Godfather Movie)

Sarah put a moose head in Obama Bin Biden’s bed.

Palin Power

Did you have the feeling that you didn’t want her speech to end? While watching I was reminded of the old, “Give ‘em hell Harry!” exhortation, as associated with President Truman. With all due respect, I doubt that Harry would want to deal with Gov. Palin.

The dazzling Sarah drew the lines of this election as clearly as possible. What we have at the top, is a choice between a hero and a zero.

And when it comes to VP, the options are more hot air, or more American gas and oil.
Will you need more time for this decision?

Change? How’s this for “change”? A leader who seems more than comfortable, telling the Beltway and all of the media’s elitists, which Gov. Palin called, “the permanent political establishment”, to just shove it.

A leader who’s a strong, accomplished woman, and who owes her position neither to her husband’s coat-tails, nor to the fact that, like Pelosi for example, she’s a mindless, Party automaton. What a crazy concept!

Don’t you think the Democrats are now wishing that they had put such a woman on their ticket,,,, that is, if they only had one!

Good news: McCain and Palin will be the first Administration in a very long time that is untainted by education at Harvard or Yale. Bad News: The last one was Carter and Mondale!

Memo to the patronizing and annoying Beltway grand dame, Sally Quinn, and the rest of the hypocritical hags of the media left:

You may have missed this last night, but in loving American families, it works like this. Older children and yes, especially older girls, often look after their younger siblings and more so, when mom works. Not only do the older girls love this, but you’d be amazed how much money it saves. First on nannies,,,,, and later on shrinks.

Great observation by Palin: Community organizer non pareil, Obama, has authored two memoirs, but not a single piece of significant legislation.

The shabby, false, and media-contrived, argument comparing the experience of the GOP VP designee, and the Dems Presidential choice, continues apace; as though it has any relevance to the matter at hand. Not only is it obviously the wrong debate, but it’s also one that Obama loses miserably.

The begrudging, hate-fueled, Lefty response to Sarah: “Well, maybe she can deliver a good speech, but,,,,”

The adoring, Lefty response to Barack Hussein: “He is a great and gifted orator, but let’s also examine the substance of what he is telling us.’ Barf bag please.

It’s early, and both the Soros attack dogs, and the Democrat’s lap-dog media have only begun their vile assaults. It’ll be a tough road and she isn’t battle-tested yet; but she sure passed through the first skirmishes with flying colors. Give ‘em hell Sarah!

Final thought: “Hey John,,, don’t go wobbly on her!” – Jim Mc

Sarah

Many of you know, I was not a McCain fan. I am from the Conservative school and he simply was not as right as I thought he should be on many issues. He is what everyone calls a maverick, and he chose a running mate that many deem a maverick as well.

Well, if it takes ‘mavericks’ to get the Republican Party back to where it once was, then I am with the mavericks.

Contrary to what many are thinking and saying today, Sarah did not hit a home run, she hit a Grand Slam!!!

Of course, I became a McCain guy when he turned out to be my Party’s nominee. Although I have met him personally on several occasions and was impressed, he was not my choice. In fact, there were many in front of him.

But, showing the leadership he obviously possesses and his choice of a running mate has made me a true believer in ‘maverickism’ and I am more enthusiastic than ever in getting these two elected to our highest office.

I hope you will join me! - Jerry M

Marvelous. I cried and laughed out loud during her speech last night. She was brilliant. It cracks me up that the pundits are falling all over themselves now to heap praise upon her. Countless pontificators claimed last night after hearing her speech that “a star is born.” Too bad they didn’t have the foresight, like so many of us in the rank and file, to notice from the first time she opened her mouth on a public stage that she is a star. - CrazyHomeK

BABIES, LIES AND SCANDAL!!!
Let’s save the media the trouble and cover all the scandals in which the Palin family could be involved.

Sarah Palin was once seen chewing with her mouth open at a local Quiznos while reading The New York Times. Investigators are looking into why a bright woman like Palin would read The New York Times.

Trig Palin was seen last week spitting up on an innocent bystander. Trig didn’t apologize or even offer to clean up the mess. Investigators determined the spit up was particularly difficult to remove from the victims clothing, causing the victim to have to pre-treat.

Sarah Palin’s hairdresser had an affair with a client. This has nothing to do with anything but “affair” and “Palin” will generate lots of Google searches. Investigators will continue to report useless information.

Sarah Palin’s husband seems extremely hairy. Investigators are digging into what prejudices Sarah Palin must have against waxing and are concerned she may be a metrosexualphobe.

The moose constituency in Alaska have come forward claiming Palin to be a “clear and dangerous threat” to their ability to thrive and munch on leaves uninterrupted by gunfire. Investigators have uncovered several moose-head trophies in Gov. Palin’s office and home. When shown the photos of said trophies, the spokesmoose bellowed, “Oh God! That’s my cousin!”

Considering all the extremely embarrassing and damaging news, the scandal-wracked Palins should be belly-up at any moment, uttering only a death knell. What’s that you say? Palin just killed at the convention? Wait a minute…she gave Obama a tongue-lashing rivaled only by her terrific taste in shoes? I’m going to have to call my editor. This wasn’t on the game plan. - Megan

Barack Obama says will NOT run for President 2008 election because he lacks experience

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