The Absurd Report

This morning, I got an email from the McCain campaign that had me ready to hurl within 5 minutes. Here’s the first couple of lines I could barely get through without gagging.

It is unbelievable to me that these people want us to be incredibly proud of their ridiculous and mismanaged campaign. Yes, let’s be proud that we we’re “honorable” losers. Let’s be proud that to avoid being called a “RAAAAAAACIST” McCain refused to inform the American people of the Jeremiah Wright, Farrakhan, Ayers, Dohrn, Rezko, AND illegal drug CONNECTIONS. This failure to use the plethora of information available to us in order to WIN an election is nothing to be proud of. Because of this failure, the American public has been hoodwinked…that’s right, HOODWINKED by Obama and his opium cloud of mystery. The fog is going to lift in the next few years and the people who figure it out are going to be more than a little annoyed that no one told them this guy is further left than Castro.

I couldn’t help myself. I had to respond, and here it is for your reading pleasure.

Dear Mr. Davis,
Don’t pat yourselves on the back too hard. You lost the election, and it was needless. You spent way too much energy trying to be “honorable” and not enough energy on trying to win. The American people are going to suffer through at least 2 years of liberalism and socialism run amok and it’s YOUR FAULT. So don’t tell me how proud you are or how proud I should be. I’m disgusted. Your campaign was a disaster from the beginning and your only good move was finding Sarah Palin…and now you’re trashing her. Senator McCain has lost my respect for not standing up for her. She worked her heart out for your campaign and this is the thanks she gets? Her only mistake was signing up with a losing campaign full of people who had no intention of winning. You got outspent, outsmarted and outworked. It’s NOTHING to be proud of and I hope none of you ever work for a Republican campaign again! That’s what America gets for running a wishy-washy “reach-across-the-aisle” liberal-leaning Senator like John McCain anyway. It was a failed venture from the beginning. Give us a real conservative next time or prepare to LOSE AGAIN. When you reach across the aisle to Democrats, they break your arm. When you walk across party lines…they break your legs. WHEN WILL YOU PEOPLE LEARN???? We’re not interested in “getting along” with Democrats. We’re interested in advancing CONSERVATISM in our nation. That means DEFEATING liberalism wherever it is. You people have failed conservatism over and over again. It’s time to purge this party of all of you who don’t understand what our objective is. DEFEATING LIBERALISM. Now please remove me from this mailing list. I have no desire to be reminded of this humiliating defeat on a daily basis.

Source: The Intolerant Fox