WMD Found and Gone [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
The Bear on Dec 30 2006 at 6:43 am | Filed under: Uncategorized
WMD Found Hanging from Rope in Iraq by Scott Ott
(2006-12-30) — The Pentagon announced this morning that a weapon of mass destruction (WMD) was found today in Baghdad, hanging from a rope on a platform.
“This particular WMD,” a Pentagon spokesman said, “is known to have killed thousands of Iraqis, as well as Iranians, Kuwaitis and some U.S. troops.”
The weapon is described as “a nasty, corrosive agent which kills
indiscriminately and without warning.”
“A lot of folks — including Hans Blix, the United Nations and the Democrats — said there were no WMD in Iraq,” the Pentagon source said. “Perhaps they were just looking in all the wrong places.”
According to Iraqi government sources, the WMD has been contained, neutralized and prepared for burial.
Source: ScrappleFace
Via: The Corner Blog
WMD, Pentagon, weapon of mass destruction, United Nations, Iraq
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