Foley’s Defense, “I’m a victim” By the Bear
The Bear on Oct 04 2006 at 8:30 am | Filed under: Uncategorized
If I had an ounce of sympathy left for Mark Foley it was just drained out of me when his moron lawyer issued the following statement which I will paraphrase….
Moron Lawyer: Mark Foley would like you to know he is a gay man.
The Bear: You forgot to add, a pedophile, a pervert and scumbag.
Moron Lawyer: Mark is in rehab.
The Bear: Rehab for what? There is no cure for pedophiles except to lock them up and throw away the key and keep them away from children.
Moron Lawyer: Mark Foley would like you to know that he was molested by a clergyman at the age of thirteen.
The Bear: So now it’s the Church’s fault that you are a pedophile, a pervert and scumbag. Be a man Congressman and take responsibility for your own actions but of course if you where a man you wouldn’t be standing in the corner whacking-off with young boys.
Moron Lawyer: Mark would like to thank all of you well wishers.
The Bear: What the American Public would like is for Mark Foley to disappear and never to be heard from again.
The Bear to Moron Lawyer: What idiot decided on this course of damage control? Or should I just say Idiot Moron Lawyer.
Moron Lawyers Name:??????
The Bear: Who cares? I thought Moron Lawyer is appropriate.
SideBear: Excuse me now while I disinfect my keyboard.
Mark Foley
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