The Absurd Report

Now that the war in Iraq has turned the corner as the newly-formed unity government gets stronger every day, and with last week’s Senate vote clearly showing Senate Republicans standing shoulder to shoulder with the president on that issue, it’s time to ask a question: What happened to the Democratic Party?

As we look at the recent actions of the Three Amigos who call the shots for the Democratic Party now….Jack Murtha, Ted Kennedy, and John Kerry, I wonder how these three can possibly think that mainstream America will ever again listen to anything they say. They have single handedly destroyed the credibility of the Party of Jefferson and I for one am a happy camper.

What happened to the Democratic Party? How did these screamers manage to hijack a once noble party and reduce it to a loose collection of extremist, special interest one trick ponies, left-overs from the 1960s hippie days with only a smidgen now of thought that can be consideraed “moderate” in view?

Jack Murtha, a sitting Congressman, couldn’t pass a high school geography test, it seems. Wasn’t he the one who told us that Okinawa was right over the horizon? Doesn’t he know that Okinawa is located closer to the Far East, than the Middle East? I mean, really…how can we have a Congressman advising us on anything if he can’t pass sophomore geography?

And how about John Kerry? He wants to set a timetable.He want to tell the enemy to lay low and keep his power dry until a date certain, when they can start up again and kill everyone after the Americans leave. Didn’t he already screw up one war already? No, maybe he did, then he didn’t, then he did again, I think.

And what about the Liberal Lion Ted Kennedy? Isn’t there a mandatory retirement age for toothless tigers anymore? He screams about high gas prices but is the first to block a windmill off the Cape because it screws up his view. Now, he has his acolytes do his heavy lifting for him, but really is this guy for real or what?

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